![]() Your Sister's Children Always Disappear.Your Girlfriend as a Weapon of Mass Destruction.These Clouds Are Not the Same Clouds This Sky Is Not the Same Sky.There's No One Here Who Sounds Like You.The Surviving Conjoined Twin Learns the Art of Kirigami.The Ghosts at the Carwash are Always Looking for Company.The French Film of Your Life is in Black and White. ![]() The Former Yo-Yo World Champion Plans His Day.The Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles.The Astronaut's Wife Considers Perspective.That Time You Went to the Store and Never Returned.Being the Murdered Spelling Bee Champion.And I Still Remember How Your Hands Were So Much Larger Than Mine.All the Love Songs are Really About Broken Hearts.A Brief Account of the Life of Jane "Jinny" Bunford.That was an excessively long sentence, and I apologize for that. Then he was in a Crow sequel, because Hollywood kept making those for some reason, and, for the Buffy fans among you, it also stars David Boreanz, but you probably knew that already. A French film! No one stars in French films except the French! (Note: this film could also be Italian, but my point still stands.) Then it was on to 3 Blind Mice, because every actor from the ’90s has been contracturally scripted into movies about the Internet. Then came the 00s, when his career kind of imploded or something. ![]() In 1999, he was in something called Detroit Rock City, which was about teens trying to get into a KISS concert, and I already don’t care. He was in American History X with Edward Norton, which I totally did not know, probably because critics only ever mention Norton and I have never actually seen the film. ![]() Moving right along, he’s actually gotten plum roles in some fun little flicks, like John Waters’ Pecker, which is less about dick than you would imagine, but also completely forgettable. I'm so ashamed of myself for watching this. ![]()
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